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Welcome to my wonderful home page. As you will have guessed by now it is dedicated to the crazy cartoon SouthPark. From Cartman to Bill all their profiles are here so go on EXPLORE!! Please send me mail whether its to tell me how good my site or how bad it is, or to send me more pictures and ideas just mail me at Who is the Father of Eric Cartman? these choice is narrowed down to these men Officer Barbrady Chef Cheif Running Water Jimbo NedMr. Garrison Joe Broslovski Mafaesto Moreau Kevin, that little thing of his The 1989 Denver Broncos Mail me and vote who you think the Daddy is!!! That's all for now. Stay tuned for anything new here. Remember, my mail adress is on the bottom of this page. | |||||||||||||||||
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2:Profiles Eric Cartman:He is the "fat kid" the other kids constantly make fun of him because of his weight.He claims that he's "big boned" but his 90 pounds, (remember, he's only eight years old!) is due to eating too many "cheesy poofs" "Snacky Cakes" and "chocolate chicken pot pies" which he receives an unlimited supply of from his mom, Mrs. Cartman. Catch Phrase: Kick Ass! Kenny McCormik:He is the unlucky one. He dies every episode in some grusome way. You can't hear what he says because his hood is over his mouth, but the other kids understand everything he says. Catch Phrase: Mmmff mmf mmmffff! Kyle Broslovski:The smart one. He is made fun of due to the fact that he is Jewish, he makes fun of Cartman being fat, he is the who announces Kenny's death, and he has a football-shaped baby brother named Ike who he likes to kick. Catch Phrase: Kick the baby! Stan Marsh:He is the cute kid. He is your all around basic kid, he kind of has a girfriend called Wendy Testaburger but he throws up every time she talks to him. But he's the weak one who gets beat up by his sister Shelly, and is encourage to kill his aging grandfather. Catch Phrase: Dude! Jesus: The Son of God. Has His own cable access TV show called "Jesus and Pals." Pip: An English boy who gets picked on a lot. Stan's Father Randy:Seismologist; saves town from volcanic eruption Skuzzubutt:A monster that has celery for a hand and Patrick Duffy for a leg. Also likes to make wicker baskets. Shelly Marsh:Stan's sister. Often kicks Stan's butt. She gets really offended when you make fun of her head gear. Shelia Broslovski: Sheila is kyle's mom, she is often referred as bitch, super bitch, and Mecca biiactch by Eric Cartman. The Elephant: The elephant was Kyle's pet. He had sex with Carman's pig in the episode Elephant makes love to a pig. Mr. Hanky: Mr. Hanky is the little talking christmas poo that comes out around christmas and will leave you gifts if you fiber on christmas eve. Kenny's Dad: Kenny's Dad is Kenny's dad, Carman always like to make fun of him and his drinking problem. He is the reason why Kenny and his family are poor. Kenny's Mon: She is Kenny's mom and is the poor woman who married Kenny's aloholic father. Ike Broslovski:Ike is Kyle's little brother. Kyle likes to kick Ike, but Kyle likes Ike deep down inside and defends him. Catch Phrase: Don't kick the baby! Chef: The School Chef is a large inspiration to the children, he teaches them lessons in life, helps them out, and every episode sings a song about sex. He is usually accompany by his two campanions. Catch Phrase: Sweet Lovin' Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Hat: Mr. Garrison is the children's semi-phsycho teacher. who wears a puppet called Mr.Hat, Mr.Hat makes him do crazy things, like killing Kathie Lee Gifford. Catch Phrase: No Mr. Hat! Wendy Testaburger:She is the girl. She's smart, (Yes, smarter than Kyle) She likes Stan, and she doesn't like Cartman. Catch Phrase: C'mon Stan! Uncle Jimbo: He is Stan's war vet uncle who likes to go hunting drunk with automatic weapons, and explosives. Catch Phrase: It's coming right for us! Ned: He is Uncle Jimbo's old war buddy who goes hunting with Jimbo and the children. He has throat cancer so he talks through a machine called a Electrolarynx. Catch Phrase: Oh Man! Mrs Cartman: Always ready to feed Cartman.Helps Cartman reinforce the idea that he's big boned. And she has had sex with everyone in SouthPark. Officer Barbrady:A police officer, the motto on his car reads "To patronize and annoy" Catch phrase: Nothing to see here, carry on Kyle's Mom:Leads Protests against anything she sees wrong. Cartman hates her guts and thinks shes a huge bitch. Mayor: She is the mayor of Southpark. She only cares about getting publicity, and her tries always make her look worse. Catch Phrase:Oh my god! Mrs. Crabtree: Mrs. Crabtree is the school bus driver. She is mean, ugly, foul tempered, and the children will occasionally cuss her out. Catch Phrase:Sit Down! Big Gay Al:Owner of Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary. Tries to get gay animals a home. Carol Marsh: Carol is Stan's mom Grandpa Marsh: Grandpa Marsh is Stan's 102 years old grandpa who wanted to kill himself. Sparky: Sparky is Stan's homosexual dog. Dr. Mephisto: He is the mad genetic scientist who lives up on the hill in SouthPark. He is the father of Terrence, the bully, and is believe by some fans to be responsible for cloning Kenny so he comes back every episode. Kevin: Kevin is a little strange guy that is always with the mad Dr. Mephisto. No one knows just exactly who he is and many have questioned his existence. Terrence: He is the poor mis-guided son of Dr. Mephisto. He created a clone of Stan with the help of his father. The clone then went mad and destroyed the city of South Park. Santa: Santa is just one of the many foes that Jesus has fought in the past. Satan: Satan is the Prince of Darkness, and the father of Damien. Damien: He is the son of Satan. He comes from the 7th layer of hell. He is sad because he is always moving around because of his father's busy job. Principal Victoria: She is the principal of South Park Elementary School and she is the one who dressed Eric up as a KKK member on the Halloween Episode. Priest: He is the local priest. Death: Death appeared in the Episode Death, where he came and killed Kenny. Skuzzlebutt: Skuzzlebutt's first and only appearance was in the Volcano episode. Skuzzlebutt was a mountain legend in SouthPark and turned out to be true and he saved the lives of the boys. The Visitors: They were in the episode Cartman Gets An Anal Probe. Starvin Marvin: He is the starving little ethiopian boy that the kids adopted for a Taico sports watch. Guidance Counselor: He is the school counselor and helped Kyle when christmas came around and he helped Damien too. Fausy: Fausy is Bill's friend who goes around with him and calls everyone gay. Bill: Bill is one of the bullies at the school who always make fun of the boys and is obessed with things being gay. | |||||||||||||||||
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